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80+ Marriage Memes Your Spouse Doesn’t Want You To See
There’s a reasonable explanation.

Yes, it is our gender that determines whether we let being sick make us into sobbing, crabby little toddlers. That’s it.
“No I cannot pause it.”

And they always talk during a good part too, like when The Joker is talking to Two-Face in the hospital in The Dark Knight. (That’s the best scene in any movie.)
My man got roasted.

You can tell this is a new marriage because after a number of years together, she’s not going to whisper.