Explaining Snape

This person really just tried to explain Snape’s character to J. K. Rowling, who literally created him. Out of thin air. Snape is hers.
Don’t bother

These rude gentlemen may have just blown the biggest career opportunity they’d ever have because C.B. Cebulski just so happens to be a talent scout for Marvel Comics.
Shame on you

First of all, how and why would this person claim to be noticing a pattern if she wasn’t professionally involved in the area?! Dudes are such dudes.