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The Funniest (But Understandable) Reasons Real People Ended Their Relationships

There are 50 ways to leave your lover, which is terrific because there are a million reasons why you might want to. From horrific blind dates to awkward moments to creepy possible murderers, the dating scene is fraught with cringe-worthy moments. We’ve collected 25 of the funniest, pettiest and weirdest reasons relationships didn’t work out.

A note to guys: yes, it’s nice to compliment your date on her appearance.

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BUT, when giving a specific compliment, acceptable parts include eyes, hair, dress, perfume, and that’s probably about it on a first date. Once things are moving along you can comment on lips and other more intimate parts. There is no point in a relationship where you may compliment a person’s veins.*

*Unless you are a phlebotomist and the “relationship” is that you are drawing blood from a patient.

Sometimes he’s not the problem, you are.

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Somewhere out there, there is a sister story to this one. A man is telling people of the worst date he ever went on where a girl threw up on him at McDonald’s. Humor is a dangerous weapon.

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