Intimacy can be awkward. It only takes one weird sound, misplaced body part, or completely weird utterance to take an intimate moment and turn it into a hilariously awkward encounter. Honestly, it’s kind of amazing that it’s ever not awkward when you really think about it. But even after the actual act is done, there’s still time for things to get weird.
A recent AskReddit thread asked people for their hilarious ideas of what to say after you do it in order to make it awkward. There were more than 17,000 comments, each one of them more hilarious (and yes, more awkward) than the last. Some people responded with actual awkward things they had actually said or been told, which just upped the cringe factor by about 1,000 percent.
Here are some of our favorite replies to the thread. Be sure to share your own in the comments!
It’ll only take a minute.
Would you mind filling out this online survey?
Just last year, I took a guy’s virginity (and didn’t know until after the fact), and he told me:
“That didn’t feel as good as people make it out to be.”